So... wifey and i had a "hotel weekend"... no *******, just us, with the intention of hot sex all weekend. Our first night, we got back from the bar and i went into the bathroom for just a few minutes. When I came out to start ravaging my sexy wife... here's what i found. Her... SOUND ASLEEP... i guess she wasn't as excited about the upcoming sex as I was??
How would you have awakened her??
How would you have awakened her??