I am lying here in the spare room listening to my beautiful wife moan in extasy as her regular BBC is buried deep inside her in my marital bed next door; on top of that I have just watched them ruck for over 4 hours downstairs in the living room and I might add it's cost me over £200 because our bulls car broke down so paid for it as I reasoned that if he had not been coming here to ruck my wife it would not of happened !? What the ruck is king on with me? All I want is for Mrs inked to be enjoyed and enjoy herself?