yeah, a leash. i'd want u to stick close by me. i certainly woulldn't want you running off to hit on some girls! if you're going to do thatt you need to do it near me so i can watch! omg, like instant rejection! i like that. how about i pick out some naked girls for u to go try to pick up?
That sounds hot. i oughta serve as comedic relief for lots of ladies.