What white boyfriends don't know won't hurt them

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Your girlfriend is besties with your sister. You saw this pic of your gf at college on your sister's phone. A text said, "Yeah, he's everything you would imagine him to be. I love your brother but I love the sex too much to give it up."
 
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She still loves you and wants to settle down and have a family when she gets back from college. She just needs a little space. And these guys provide that. They're opening up more space in her vagina. That way she'll be more prepared when she has your baby later. It's just sex, but you probably wouldn't understand.
 
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Your girlfriend was so excited to get a job as a hip hop dancer. You wanted to be happy but it made your little penis feel a little nervous. If you could learn to be like the white boy in the background, rubbing his hands greedily because he's going to get to taste some pussy he'd never be able to pull on his own, she could let you in and tell you the truth. Until then, she's going to have to keep this part of her life secret. Women have secrets. Shhh...
 
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