Singles Ad: Need Assistance

[BunnyWatching]

Last week my wife moved out, separating and onward toward divorce.

Am already thinking of my next relationship and want to make sure I find "the right one" for a great future ~ with this lifestyle in mind.

Am looking at variety of online dating sites, in order to seek from a larger pool of the fish.

Though I write well, my creativity lacks.

I would like some assistance in helping me create an online personals ad that isn't so blunt as to scare away, but with enough soft hinting to allow her to wonder: Perhaps some creative sexual innuendo.

Any assistance would be greatly appreciated!

Thank you in advance.

 

[Myhunger]

I would start by leaving out everything you just said. Talk about not letting the bed get cold before moving on....