Should I just become a Ladyboy

[ry guy]

"Heavenly *******, have mercy on me, a sinner. I believe in you and that your word is true. I believe that Jesus Christ is the ******* of the living God and that he died on the cross so that I may now have forgiveness for my sins and eternal life. I know that without you in my heart my life is meaningless.
I believe in my heart that you, Lord God, raised Him from the dead. Please Jesus forgive me, for every sin I have ever committed or done in my heart, please Lord Jesus forgive me and come into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior today. I need you to be my ******* and my friend.
I give you my life and ask you to take full control from this moment on; I pray this in the name of Jesus Christ."
Amen.

 

[willsrvu]

What? Me tell him? Can't YOU just zap him with some lightning or something? OK, OK, I'll tell him.

Hey, ry guy, GOD sez if you really want to be a Ladyboy it's cool just as long as you live your life as a good kind person and treat your brothers and sisters with respect and love.

What? Oh, OK.

HE also sez to love yourself as HE loves you and all of HIS children.

Oh, yeah, sure, anytime. It was nice, take care, I mean, well YOU know. (Duh, of course HE does!)

(Still think HE should have just zapped him.)