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  1. LebanonBBCLover

    LebanonBBCLover Well-Known Member Gold Member

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    THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.'
    - George Carlin

    Please add your funny sex quotes here.
     
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  2. seattlem

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    Ha ha
     
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  3. LebanonBBCLover

    LebanonBBCLover Well-Known Member Gold Member

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    Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
    - Marilyn Monroe
     
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    LebanonBBCLover Well-Known Member Gold Member

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    When we’re awake in our bodies and sense, the world comes alive. Wisdom, creativity and love are discovered as we relax and awaken through our bodies.
    - Tara Brach
     
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    Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
    - Mason Cooley
     
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  6. LebanonBBCLover

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    We'll engage in pretty extreme violence in the world but, you know, the one thing that comes to humans as easily as eating or breathing or sleeping, is sex.
    - Mark Ruffalo
     
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    In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
    - Nora Ephron
     
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    Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
    - Henry Miller
     
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    You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
    - Tina Fey
     
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    For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
    - Quentin Crisp
     
  11. LebanonBBCLover

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    Sex and violence ... are the two great engines of the world.
    - James Carlos Blake
     
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  12. bm_from_southjersey

    bm_from_southjersey Administrator Staff Member Real Person Gold Member

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    "Life's like sex, the more you put in, the more you get out"

    - Andrew Dice Clay
     
  13. Dpad

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    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
     
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    Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” Oscar Wilde
     
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    “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.” Jarod Kintz
     
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    LondonSub Active Member Real Person

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    My ex-wife created some cutting quotes for me :(
     
  17. MacNfries

    MacNfries Well-Known Member Sweet & Cordial Gold Member

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    Rodney Dangerfield use to have some awesome lines on sex ...

    "If it wasn't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex at all!"

    "I'm at a point in life where food has replaced sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put up over my kitchen table."
     
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  18. Drillher4me

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    "If it weren't for sex nothing with a life would exist." Author, me! Lol