Naming the Black Dildo

#1
Okay.... this might sound a little weird, but Laurita and I would like to name the "Mr. Markus" dildo that we have.

Yes, we could keep the name of "Markus" but she is a little turned off by the name because it reminds her of a guy she knew.... blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, we would like to name it, so that while it's penetrating her, we can use some additional bedroom speak to make it a little more exciting.

Any suggestions on black male names?
 

Hedonist Ninja

Male
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#3
If it is the Mr Marcus dildo... You can nick name it syphilis and jail time!That would be accurate to the life of the man it is titled for.

Thank god yours is only plastic, whatever you elect to call it.

Names... Names... "Bud Bundy" is not taken. That is a good name for a sex toy, right? Your bud, 'Bud'. Bud Bundy... Sex toy Bud... The old black plastic cock, Bun Bundy!

[Don't take me too serious on this site. :) ]
 

willsrvu

Male
Real Person
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#5
Why not just Stud, Big Guy, Lover Boy or something generic like that?
This way she won't need to rename it every time she changes fantasy lovers. :D

Hey Baby, how how we pull out Billy Dee for a little fun tonight?
Billy Dee, he's so last week! I want me some of what Denzel's got tonight! :bounce:
 
#12
My wife's BBC vibrator is also named Tyrone. She was scared of it for a long time, but recently asked for it by name after watching some IR porn. Hoping that is a good sign of things to come!
I got two for my wife which are 1.) big and thick and 2.) bigger and thicker...named Tyrone and Leroy, respectively.