Naming the Black Dildo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MyLovelyLaurita, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. MyLovelyLaurita

    MyLovelyLaurita Active Member

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    Okay.... this might sound a little weird, but Laurita and I would like to name the "Mr. Markus" dildo that we have.

    Yes, we could keep the name of "Markus" but she is a little turned off by the name because it reminds her of a guy she knew.... blah, blah, blah.

    Anyway, we would like to name it, so that while it's penetrating her, we can use some additional bedroom speak to make it a little more exciting.

    Any suggestions on black male names?
     
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  2. MyLovelyLaurita

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    Actually, I had them fucking "Sea Monkeys"! I could never name them all, 'cause I couldn't keep track of 'em! Then, I wondered why those little fuckers would never be alive, until AFTER you shook the plastic aquarium!
     
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  3. Hedonist Ninja

    Hedonist Ninja Well-Known Member Real Person

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    If it is the Mr Marcus dildo... You can nick name it syphilis and jail time!That would be accurate to the life of the man it is titled for.

    Thank god yours is only plastic, whatever you elect to call it.

    Names... Names... "Bud Bundy" is not taken. That is a good name for a sex toy, right? Your bud, 'Bud'. Bud Bundy... Sex toy Bud... The old black plastic cock, Bun Bundy!

    [Don't take me too serious on this site. :) ]
     
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  4. Hedonist Ninja

    Hedonist Ninja Well-Known Member Real Person

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  5. willsrvu

    willsrvu Administrator Real Person Gold Member

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    Why not just Stud, Big Guy, Lover Boy or something generic like that?
    This way she won't need to rename it every time she changes fantasy lovers. :D

    Hey Baby, how how we pull out Billy Dee for a little fun tonight?
    Billy Dee, he's so last week! I want me some of what Denzel's got tonight! :bounce:
     
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  6. Generator

    Generator New Member Real Person

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    Tyrone is my wifes bbc dildo. It's the chocolate outlaw.
     
  7. hoping hubby

    hoping hubby Well-Known Member Gold Member

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    My wife's BBC vibrator is also named Tyrone. She was scared of it for a long time, but recently asked for it by name after watching some IR porn. Hoping that is a good sign of things to come!
     
  8. Havn't got a black vibrator , got a pink rabbit
     
  9. Mr.804

    Mr.804 Member

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  10. Ann4BBC

    Ann4BBC Well-Known Member Real Person Gold Member

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    Mines named after someone on here, im sure he knows who!
     
  11. CuckCpl4BBC

    CuckCpl4BBC Well-Known Member Gold Member

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    My favorite is named Armon....named after the bbc that makes me moan the loudest
     
  12. wbfbm19

    wbfbm19 Active Member

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    I got two for my wife which are 1.) big and thick and 2.) bigger and thicker...named Tyrone and Leroy, respectively.