My wife is a BBC she just doesn't know it

To clarify, your wife is a large black penis and she doesn't know it yet, you're mixed that your sick ain't huge (small ******* is better than a big upchuck, I feel you), your wife is also a huge slot machine of some kind and the period and comma on your keyboard are broken.

Good story, but is she a large black penis or is she a slot? She really can't be both, unless she's phallus/coin-operated machine gender-fluid.

Much respect for your open-minded mating choices.
 
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