You are on your way home from work, and you receive a call from your wife. She ask you to stop and pick something up for dinner and she tells you to hurry and get home because the kids are at her parents for the night. You start to get excited and you also stop and get something to drink. As you get closer to the house you grow even more excited about having the house with no kids tonight is going to be perfect. You pull into the garage and you close the door, you are rushing to get into the house, and when you waalk in you find a strange black male sitting on the couch and he has on the same shade of lips stick as your wife. She comes walking out from the bedroom and she has on a t-shirt and some shorts, and she introduces you to her "New Friend". She tells you to enjoy your dinner and she grabs his hands and walks him into the bedroom and closes the door... Anyone up for dinner tonight?