Just something for the lighter side of things, hopefully we can have some good laughs..
The new Redneck Dad.
The Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was giving birth. Upon arriving, the nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints."
"Quints," the Redneck says with an inquisitive voice, "What the hell are Quints?"
The nurse responds, "Five babies, all boys."
The Redneck sticks out his chest and says, "I'm not suprised, I have a penis like a chimney ."
The nurse replies, "You might want to have it cleaned, all of the babies are black."
The new Redneck Dad.
The Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was giving birth. Upon arriving, the nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints."
"Quints," the Redneck says with an inquisitive voice, "What the hell are Quints?"
The nurse responds, "Five babies, all boys."
The Redneck sticks out his chest and says, "I'm not suprised, I have a penis like a chimney ."
The nurse replies, "You might want to have it cleaned, all of the babies are black."