Happy Turkey Day Everyone!!!!

Lewis

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Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone and i hope you will have fun and be safe during the holidays.


Still looking for a nice Christmas present? ;) Want it ladies?
 

MrE

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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Have a safe and fun day and if any of you plan on going out for shopping tonight, good luck because a lot of those people are crazy lol.
 

Hedonist Ninja

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I was informed of a new fact: Vegan is a Native American word meaning “Bad Hunter” LOL!

(you don't care but I am a vegan)

I guess some turkeys had a better thanksgiving then other birds...

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Torpedo

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A vegan could also be a person that drives the old Chevy Vega (one of the worst cars GM ever built) or a vegan could be an ET from the Vega star system (assuming of course the star has inhabitable planets). However most likely it is a person that believes tofu turkey is an actual substitute for the real thing.

I am omnivorous. I consumed no tofu of any sort. Over the last two days I have consumed turkey, mashed potatoes with various gravies including one with meatballs, 2 variations of sweet potatoes, a couple of variations of a green bean casserole, assorted stand alone vegetables, assorted breads, biscuits, and rolls. I have ended the meals with pies of apple, cherry. blueberry and pumpkin. and have sampled cobblers of peach and blueberry.

I have concluded the following (1) probably don't need to eat for several days (2) I definitely don't want to go near my bathroom scale (3) I really don't need to accept every every invitation to dine at friends and families homes

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
 

Hedonist Ninja

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A vegan could also be a person that drives the old Chevy Vega (one of the worst cars GM ever built) or a vegan could be an ET from the Vega star system (assuming of course the star has inhabitable planets). However most likely it is a person that believes tofu turkey is an actual substitute for the real thing.

I am omnivorous. I consumed no tofu of any sort. Over the last two days I have consumed turkey, mashed potatoes with various gravies including one with meatballs, 2 variations of sweet potatoes, a couple of variations of a green bean casserole, assorted stand alone vegetables, assorted breads, biscuits, and rolls. I have ended the meals with pies of apple, cherry. blueberry and pumpkin. and have sampled cobblers of peach and blueberry.

I have concluded the following (1) probably don't need to eat for several days (2) I definitely don't want to go near my bathroom scale (3) I really don't need to accept every every invitation to dine at friends and families homes

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Tofu Turkey means soy and I sure as hell would never eat soy... That is estrogen mimicking genetically modified trash in bean form...

Even good turkey feed lists it's contents as being SOY FREE!

http://www.grassfedtraditions.com/pastured_turkey.htm

http://www.scratchandpeck.com/products/turkey

Tofu is fermented and that is better then non-fermented soy however...

Anyway... Enjoy some porn!

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Torpedo

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Tofu Turkey means soy and I sure as hell would never eat soy... That is estrogen mimicking genetically modified trash in bean form...

Even good turkey feed lists it's contents as being SOY FREE!

http://www.grassfedtraditions.com/pastured_turkey.htm

http://www.scratchandpeck.com/products/turkey

Tofu is fermented and that is better then non-fermented soy however...

Anyway... Enjoy some porn!

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You have brought up a good point with the porn which I did enjoy. Since I have over stuffed myself I really do need to get some additional exercise so I think that a little extra fucking in order over the next couple of weeks
 

Hedonist Ninja

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Sex is great cardio! (past the 25 minute marker anyway) That is one way to trim the waist line in the wintertime...

Stuff the gals like they were Thanksgiving day turkeys and use your male baster to supply the white gravy...

What I just had written is the least appealing analogue to sexual intercourse ever typed but the fact I condone having lots of sex in the winter is clear.

I won't even start on the story of this player I know from India who used mustard oil as a sex lube on this chick and where that went. Not that I think of it, even turkey gravy may have been the better call...

See what sort of crazy shit you find you when you talk to vegans around the holiday times? :bounce: