Fuck my wife while I'm at work

Wanted to see if there is anyone in the Pittsburgh area that wants to dick my wife tonight while I'm at work. We must host due to a little one and I wld like pics or video. Wld be after 9:00pm. Send us a msg and we can go from there. We usually have my kids and they are away for a couple days. :)
Damn!! Why aren't such great offers in Minnesota?!!