API News Release: 2016 When asked his thoughts on the rapidly declining position and emasculation of white males in society, conservative 'moral majority' candidate for president Jack Wankoff stated he was totally baffled by the trend stating, "Black men have nothing white women want." When pressed further about the rumor that his own wife had gone black Mr Wankoff appeared quite agitated, jumped up from his chair and yelled "That's just a damn lie made up by those commie liberals to make me look like a wuss ... well, I'm not a wuss!!" after which, Mr Wankoff stormed out of the room in tears inconsolably muttering, "I'm not ... I'm not." Nothing they want? Nothing they want? Nothing they want? Nothing they want?