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Fuck yes!!
 
Is it remotely possible her black boyfriend has a bigger cock than you...

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Yes it is, an what's more he can use it to press all her right buttons...
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"Hey, honey, where's the remote?"
"Do you mean little white boy cock size remote, or the big black man cock size remote?"
"Do we have to go through this every time? Just call it the big remote.".
"Yeah, the small one is useless."
 
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