bull for hire

#1
once you opened the newspaper and see an advertisement says


a bull with 9 inches bbc for hire
10 usd per day and offer take a week an tow days bonus
will you call to hire him for your wife
 
#3
you're selling yourself WAY too cheap, €100 to service her, extra €50 for you to come in her face, groping her tits & kissing her in public to humiliate me, negotiable, usually another €50