Johnie never was the kind of guy to have confidence around women. In high school the guys from the locker room nick named him "little johnie" ... and since there was a lot of truth to the name, it stuck. Little johnie had read all the literature assuring him that size didn't matter. Now, years later little johnie decided to be brave and asked a friend to set him up with a blind date. His friend said he knew the perfect girl for him. All day long, little johnie anticipated getting lucky ... and kept telling himself, "size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter." When his gorgeous date met him at the door eager little johnie, to the amusement of his date, failed to hide his dismay.