black dick in the mourning.... breakfast on bed.
- Thread starter keyodi
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I really needed this chuckle, today!
keyodi ... I believe you meant morning, not mourning. I got a chuckle out of this, though. When I opened it, due to the heading you used, I expected a totally different topic. Now, I'm mourning because the topic wasn't what I expected. Oh well, thanks for the early morning laugh ... ok, back to regular programing. Mac I really needed this chuckle, today!
Likewise - I was ready for a eulogy!
Is the obituary section of BtW open yet, the writer might need help as he makes his transition
..to the other side..
..to the other side..
Jac
Well-Known Member
When I have a black friend staying with us I normally stay in the spare room with him. Its lovely to suck a huge hard black cock first thing in the morning, knowing I will be fucked for a few hours before breakfast. My husband lays in bed listening to me cumming & my lover filling me with cum 
This could be the seed of a entrepreneurial opportunity for some enterprising studly men! Especially as not all marriages are necessarily happy ones and some wives might consider their husband's passing to be cause to celebrate,
Imagine the local funeral home operator going down the list of available services and asking the not-so- grieving widow if she would like to add "Mourning Sex" to the service.
Perhaps they might even have a special "to for one" pall bearer/stud package! "Let our expert grief specialists help you commemorate burying the prick by burying their dicks!"
Sorry, too much sugar this morning.
Imagine the local funeral home operator going down the list of available services and asking the not-so- grieving widow if she would like to add "Mourning Sex" to the service.
Perhaps they might even have a special "to for one" pall bearer/stud package! "Let our expert grief specialists help you commemorate burying the prick by burying their dicks!"
Sorry, too much sugar this morning.
Bwahahahha that was awesome. Horribly difficult to market, but awesome.
I imagine that if you are used to morning sex and then it wasn't available then you might be mourning sex or rather the lack of it. As I have said many time before I have never had bad sex, some was just better than the rest. However I have never had any inclination toward mourning a sexual encounter that was less than I expected. I could bring up nooner's but that would probably be off topic
azn4blckcock
Female
I do agree with you that morning sex is amazing but to be honest I like to wake up real early...have a quick session then pass back out again for a couple hours. That way, when you both wake up the second time you're both ready to go and wide awake. Either way though, there's nothing better to start the day with
Choco Smurf
Male
Now that's an awesome way to start the day. Early morning cardio followed by a brief rest, more cardio, change, coffee and off to work. Unless of course you are on vacation in which case it might be noon before our feet touch the ground!
