A Guide To Emailing Us


Real Person
Gold Member
We get a lot of messages that pan out to be B-O-R-I-N-G and pointless. We thought we'd post a few quick tips to help any potential messengers out.

- We are looking for people in the NY/NJ area. If you live 1,000 miles away and are emailing us saying "when do you wanna meet?" The only reply we can give you is "When you buy us plane tickets."

- We are only looking to meet with BBC. (SORRY)

- If you don't have clean test results proving yourself 100% clean we will not meet you. She prefers bareback, is on the pill and wants to be able to relax and not worry about risk of STDs.

- We have no problem chatting with anyone, but please be interesting. We are fine with "Hey", "How are you?", and so on. Let it go somewhere. You messaged us, you had to have something in mind to talk about. Say it.

- She is bi and loves to share BBC with other females. If you're interested in that and close to us feel free to send a message over. But, please don't ask her to help convince your wife. That's your private discussion to have.