Some experiences of mine that I thought I would share with the Forum. Anyone want to add to the list? 10. Your breath could be used in chemical warfare to wipe out a small country. 9. You're an excellent writer, but when it comes to talking the talk you can barely keep a conversation going. 8. You want to name 'the girls'. 7. You're 2 hours late AND you have bad breath. 6. You don't even wear your best sneakers. 5. Instead of using the terms 'pussy' or 'cock' during sex, you use 'vagina' or 'penis'. 4. You're already half-way through our session, then you tell me what the safe word is. 3. You never tried to lick my pussy. 2. Sucking face is how you kiss, literally. 1. Did I mention you have bad breath?