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3somes have consequences. ...some darker than others. as your newlywed wife has learned!

maybe you shouldn't have let your college (turned pro) football buddy dance with your bride at the reception? ...then follow you to your suite for a few drinks? ...then stand back & remain silent? ...definitely not. ...soon the quads will be born!

it wasn't long before your beloved wife cucked you. ...and your family life began!

the moment your d@ddyhood began!

she said she'd play it safe. she said she'd accept your boundaries. she said she'd have him wear a condom. she said she'd have him pull out. she said she didn't want him to make her a m0mma. all the things she said... (just so you'd allow her to have him!) and now...

it definitely looks as if your new young wife has accepted the inevitable she's going to have black ch!ldren. (&you have too, as your seed dribbles uselessly on the carpet!)

...your VERY FERTILE wife. you ready to be a nanny???!

i think mostly its because its becoming increasingly a non-issue. its more scintillating to those who grew up when it was an issue & might have consequences.

both me & my alyssa would say, women are bisexual by nature...its only a matter of them discovering, exploring, & embracing it.

i've gotten a few of the adoption questions, but only from strangers. everyone who actually knows us knows. also, when you see her mixed k!ds with HER smile on their faces...well, it also says much. i know alyssa has gotten far fewer questions than me. i almost think its some kind of "polite"...

you both know your wife is fertile, & he is cumming in your wife. are you going to do something, or just stand there, spurting on the carpet, as your family life begins???! ...NOPE!!!

your bride thinks quietly to herself... "i wonder how he's going to react tonite when i tell him i WAS fertile a week ago at my bachelorette party, when that behemoth black stripper took me...again & again? ...i can feel his b@bies growing in me even now." ...6weeks later!

your wife's new boss has decided she needed a family for you to support!

either way, your wife's b@bies won't be yours...or blonde!

your bride is fertile, but promised to have him pull out before he makes her a m0mmy. so, how much do you trust her word now???

i think he's breeding all the ginger right out of your bride's eggs, before you even get your first, unprotected turn! (how does it feel to watch your genes go extinct?)

oh look, you're now a d@ddy! (...&your b@bies will be BLACK!) TRIPLETS!

it didn't take long aftet the wedding before your beloved bride showed you what her hidden secret fantasy was. ...&make you both parents in the process, did it???!

i think your witnessing your wife extinguishing both of your blonde bloodlines on day2 of your honeymoon! yep, you've been d@ddyfied!

first day back from the honeymoon, & your wife calls you & tells you urgently, " i need you to come home right away!" so you leave the office & drive right home quite quickly. you walk in & she says, "good, you're here. ok, juwann, make me a m0mmy!" then says to you, "i think you should be here...