Recent content by Jezebel

Ahhhhh, you're so far away!!!! My "friends" have to be like Domino's Pizza, be here in 30 mins or less!!!!

I moved in two weeks after she, the ex wife, moved out and this gated community hasn't been the same since! It's really not my fault all the other wives are at least 10 years older or spend all their days chasing after their babies. Just like it's not my fault if their husbands like to come...