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You got nothing to worry about they’re just friends

We really shouldn’t do this…..

Your fiancés trainer, he’s gonna make sure she fits into that wedding dress

Her: it’s just sex baby, it doesn’t mean anything…. I just need to do this

I had just been promoted to partner at Golden & Rothstein an investment bank in the suburbs of Philadelphia after 7 years. I was the FIRST and ONLY female partner in the firms history 100 year history as amazing and cringy as that is, I didn’t roll my eyes when I was thrown a “surprise” party...

They’re just waiting for you to leave

Oh hey babe! I forgot to tell you I invited Michael. Your ok with that right?

It’s just sex, babe you got nothing to worry about I’m not leaving you…

Your wife publicly embarrasses you by getting ******* and kissing a black man

We just danced don’t be jealous…

He’s hitting on your girlfriend

This is the only time this is gonna happen….. I’m gonna marry Eric and never bring this up

Babe, it was like 2 seconds… it didn’t mean anything,

Greetings fellow freaks