It was an unplanned bit of fun, H as a regular BBC who lives near us and we met unexpectedly at a rural pub, the look on the locals faces as they were trying to work out what was going on was classic. we all sat together in the bar, and as the evening went by, and the drinks hit the spot, H and her BBC got more and more touchy feely, to the point that they were openly kissing each other and acting as if they were the married couple. when we left the pub the landlord looked confused so I explained that he was my wife's boyfriend! he said good night and I said loudly so all could hear " OH we will have a good night, especially the wife cos she's got her Black toy to play with"
Needless to say we never made it home straight away, we found a quiet lane and decided to try a bit of dogging lol H took her BBc all over my bonnet and some more